Joe List and Brett Newski chat 90's music, battling introversion, limiting phone time, Sam Harris, Catholic guilt, panic attacks on Conan O'brien, dodging church and most sexually liberated countries.
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EXCERPT:
Brett: What do you think is the most “sexually free” country?
Joe: The Netherlands come to mind, because of Amsterdam and the Red Light District being such an accepted part of the city and culture. I feel they just have it all figured out over there.
But that might be me being ignorant, and just having the first that that comes into my mind when I hear Amsterdam being the Red Light District.
Brett: I feel that Latin America, which admittedly is a wide swath, but from what I’ve seen traveling there, they seem pretty sexually liberated. People are not wearing a lot of clothes, and people just want to party, then take a siesta, then party until four in the morning. But I don’t know, I’m not good at speaking Spanish so I can’t get in there.
Joe: Yeah, it’s hard to say. I went to Peru, but we were just hiking in the woods. It wasn’t very sexual *laughs*. But that’s a good answer also. Also, if I think of Brazil, I think of sex.
Brett: And actually, Brazilians, according to data, have the largest weiners.
Joe: Oh really? No kidding! I didn’t know that.
Brett: Lots of South American countries are high on that list. And apparently the United States is below average in terms of weiner size.
Joe: Ahh, geeze. I gotta go to Brazil.
Brett: I think Vietnam has us topped. I looked at this a couple of years ago on a road trip on a tour.
Joe: So Vietnam has bigger penises than America?
Brett: I’m pretty sure that’s what it said. How do you think they measured that data?
Joe: I don’t know but we gotta go back to war. We can’t have this.
Brett: I mean, no one’s going to step forward if they have a small weiner.
Joe: Yeah that’s gonna throw the data off. No one is like, “Ah, sorry guys, take a look at this thing.”
Brett: There’s no data, Joe.
Joe: We need the data.
